Badland Wolf - Coma Inducer®
Inspired by the North American Wolf's need for warmth and the majestic color combinations of the South Dakota Badlands rock formations. Our Badlands Wolf Coma Inducer® has a unique texture gradient, plush coziness, and coloring that is beautifully eye-catching. The various hues of color all meld in a Badland-like appearance that, when coupled with the mega thick 900GSM of the faux wolf-like fur, makes for a one of a kind Coma Inducer®. The ultra-thick plush top side reverses to a sleek micro-mink short plush to further display the beauty of melding qualities that create our Badland Wolf! Owooooo!!!
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Once upon a time, there was a young girl named Little Red Riding Hood who was traveling to visit her sickly grandmother in the woods. Unbeknownst to her, a Big Bad Wolf made it there first and gobbled up her granny and then settled himself in her bed to wait for Little Red Riding Hood to come in so he can trick her onto the bed so he can eat her, too.
Yikes...that's a bleak ending. I can think of a happier story...
Little Red Riding Hood is bringing something to eat and drink for her sick grandmother to help her get her strength back. But what Little Red Riding Hood doesn't know is that her grandmother is feeling much better, she has just been too cozy in her bed to bother getting up! Her Badland Wolf Coma Inducer® has been cradling her in such warm comfort that it even keeps the chill of the forest out at night.
Now, when the Big Bad Wolf comes calling, he encounters a napping granny and, as he opens his jaws and places his paws on the bed, he stops. The feeling of such soft plushness on his paws feels amazing! He absolutely has to know where grandmother got her comforter, so he shakes her awake. Too tired to fully wake up, grandmother lets out two words "Coma Inducer" before falling back into Coma Worthy Sleep™. The Big Bad Wolf quickly leaves to get his paws on some seriously soft bedding, Little Red Riding Hood makes it safely to her grandmother's house, and they all live happily ever after.
There, that sounds much better!
