Cuz I'm Cozy - Coma Inducer®

Inspired by the best excuse in life "because I'm Cozy". Nothing exemplifies being so comfortably lazy and not wanting to get up than telling someone that you just can't do something since you are so cozy. For example: "Honey can you get me a glass of water".... "Nope!" ... "Why?" ... "Cuz I'm Cozy®". Made of Holland velvet plush, this Coma Inducer® is so irresistibly soft you'll risk getting into a fight with your significant other by refusing to get up, with the excuse "Cuz I'm Cozy®". What makes this Coma Inducer® name even better is that it also has a second meaning! We love double meanings at Byourbed. When you are super cozy don't you just want to tell someone? Who better to tell than your cousin or someone that feels like family so you call them 'cuz'. Sure it's bragging, but our Cuz I'm Cozy Coma Inducer® is just that brag worthy bedding that everyone needs to know about.