Dam Boi He Thick® - Coma Inducer® Comforter - Almond Taupe
Inspired by the reaction you'll have when you encounter the thickest of thick Coma Inducer® comforters!! A comforter so thick that you can't utter any other words except, "Dam Boi He Thick®". At Coma Inducer®, we've been known for having oversized plush comforters. We've broken the barriers on softness levels, size levels (160" x 160"!), and now thickness levels!! Dam Boi He Thick® is not just a thick comforter, it's a bedding experience unlike anything you've ever seen, felt, or imagined. Touting a 1400 GSM fill rate doesn't just break our record, it shatters it!! To give you some perspective, the typical Coma Inducer® has a 280 GSM fill rate and most, if not all, other Coma Inducers are under 400 GSM. So when we add an extra 1000 GSM in fill weight, you know this is a THICK @SS BOI. What makes this Coma Inducer® even more impressive is that we didn't use just any filling. We used Grade A polyester, with a blown in technique to create a down alternative feel. Each square is like an over-filled squishy plush stuffed animal. We then coupled this THICK high quality filling with an outer ultra cozy plush that has a hand feel like petting the fluffiest cloud or a cuddly dog that had one too many meals. And that takes us full circle to the real naming inspiration which originated 3 years ago from a dog video that became an internet meme. Emily Flowers, a Coma Inducer® super fan, won the naming challenge for this Thickest of Thick Coma Inducers with her name suggestion; Dam Boi He Thick®. There were a lot of "normal" sounding names suggested, but when put to a vote, customers agreed that for a Coma Inducer® this special, it needed a name that was equally as attention grabbing... Dam Boi He Thick®!!!!
Did You Know?
It's a RECORD (unofficially).... Congratulations, you've found the THICKEST comforter in the world!
This is it, the result of our goal of creating a thick and heavy comforter like no other. Dam Boi He Thick® is the next level of Coma Inducer® Comforters in a series we call THICK.
The oversized plush nature of Coma Inducer® is made even better with a mind-boggling 1400GSM fill rate, creating a size and weight that almost defies logic! You will probably even be surprised by the sheer size and weight of the box on your front porch, but it will be a pleasant surprise. Then, once Dam Boi He Thick® makes it to your bed, we challenge you to not dive on it and shout out Dam Boi!... he THICK!!!! The temptation will be uncontrollable!
Take Care of Your Coma
If you think we are exaggerating about the size, thickness, and overall weight, let us be clear... you have a 0% chance of fitting the King (weighs 31 lbs), Alaskan King (weighs 43 lbs), or Oversized Alaskan King (weighs 76 lbs) in your home size washer or dryer! That's a 0% chance. Maybe Queen (weighs 28 lbs) will fit... but we question it. That's how intense Dam Boi He Thick® truly is!! But fear not, we've tested Dam Boi He Thick® in oversized units at the laundromat and they wash/dry with ease. You will get a few stares as you wrestle Dam Boi He Thick® into the oversized units but trust us, it's worth it and you'll probably be asked what the heck is that??!!
Please Note: Due to the extra thick inner fill and heavy weight, the King, Alaskan King, and Oversized Alaskan King sizes are not recommended for children under 12 years of age.
