Shankapotomus - Coma Inducer®
Inspired by a mythical creature that hates the cold weather. A Shankapotomus will do anything to stay warm. You know when you get blasted with a cold winter's air and you get a little grumpy? If you do, then you might just be a little Shankapotomus! And if when it's really cold you become a comforter thief, blanket hoarder and downright, “I only care about keeping myself warm” type of person, then you should go get a Shankapotomus tattoo. The good news is that our Shankapotomus Coma Inducer® can squelch that inner warmth hogging beast inside of you. This Coma Inducer®, like all Coma Inducers®, is oversized, warm, cozy, plush and a serious nullifier to all things cold!
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Have you ever heard the tale of Shankapotomus? No? Don't worry, the story of Shankapotomus has somewhat faded from memory over the past few years, ever since he discovered the plush warmth of Coma Inducer...
Unlike other monsters, Shankapotomus didn't want to terrorize people, he just wanted to find some cozy bedding that was big enough for him to curl up in so that he could be warm when he drifted off to sleep. His quest for the best in comfortable bedding brought him to Buffalo, NY (he figured a place so cold and snowy had to have warm bedding somewhere). During a particularly bad snowstorm, Shankapotomus sought shelter in a warehouse, where he found something called a Coma Inducer comforter. It looked plush, warm and cozy, so he wrapped himself up in it and was soon fast asleep...and the rest is history.
In a way, we are all like Shankapotomus. Searching for the type of soft and cozy comfort that seems impossible to obtain. The type of plushness that you can snuggle into and forget about the cold weather or the stress of the day, or both! But Shankapotomus found it, and he enjoys it to this day. Be like Shankapotomus.
